Entries by Chris Kelly

Inspection Confessions: The Funniest ‘Oops’ Moments in the Field

Greetings, fellow laugh-seekers and inspection aficionados! Today, we’re peeling back the curtain and diving into the hilarious world of inspection confessions. Join us for a confessional-style blog where inspectors spill the beans on their most amusing ‘oops’ moments in the field. From mistaking pet rocks for termites to triggering quirky home alarm systems, get ready […]

Haunted Homes and Inspections: Unveiling the Paranormal in Real Estate

Welcome, thrill-seekers and brave hearts, to a spine-tingling journey through haunted homes and inspections! Join us as we explore eerie tales of ghostly dwellings and the intrepid inspectors who face the supernatural head-on. From creaky floorboards to mysterious cold spots, this blog promises a humorous dive into the paranormal side of real estate. 1. The […]

Inspectors vs. Critters: The Wild Encounters We Didn’t See Coming

Welcome, nature enthusiasts and curious minds, to a wildlife safari like no other – the world of home inspections! Join us on a journey through unexpected animal housemates, bizarre encounters, and the wild side of inspections. It turns out, sometimes the real beasts are under the roof, not in the jungle!     **1. Squirrels in […]

The Lost and Found Chronicles: Home Inspections Unearth the Unbelievable!

Expect the Unexpected Home inspections usually focus on structural integrity and safety. But sometimes, inspectors find the unexpected. These discoveries range from hidden treasures to bizarre oddities. Let’s dive into some unbelievable tales from home inspections. Hidden Treasures: Real-Life Treasure Hunts Gold Coins in the Attic One inspector found a box of antique gold coins […]

DIY Disasters: The Comedy of Errors in Home Improvement

The Allure of DIY Home improvement projects seem like a great idea at first. You imagine saving money and feeling proud of your handiwork. However, the reality often involves unexpected complications and hilarious mistakes. Let’s dive into some common DIY disasters and why they happen. The Great Paint Fiasco Choosing the Wrong Color Picking paint […]

Pint-Sized Properties: The Big Laughs and Challenges in Tiny Homes

Tiny Homes, Big Adventures Tiny homes pack a lot of charm into a small space. They offer unique living experiences. However, they come with their own set of challenges and laughs. Let’s explore the ups and downs of living in a tiny home. **1. The Laughs: Unexpected Humor in Tiny Living** Living in a tiny […]

Home Décor or Disaster? The Hilarious Chronicles of Weird Interior Design Trends Unearthed in Inspections

The Wild World of Home Décor Interior design trends come and go. Some trends leave us speechless. Home inspections often reveal the funniest and strangest décor choices. Let’s dive into these hilarious discoveries. **Shag Carpet Madness** Remember shag carpets? Some homeowners still love them. We’ve found entire rooms covered in shag carpet, even bathrooms! Imagine […]

Home Maintenance: The Ultimate Comedy Show! Summer Seasonal Tips for Every Homeowner

Get Ready to Laugh and Learn Home maintenance can feel like a comedy show. Summer brings its own set of challenges. Let’s dive into some tips that will have you laughing and learning. **1. Attack of the Lawn Gnomes** Summer means mowing the lawn. It also means those sneaky gnomes come out. Keep your lawn […]

Title: Laughing Your Way to a Sold Sign: The Uplifting Benefits of Pre-Listing Inspections for Sellers

Selling your home can be a daunting process, but it doesn’t have to be! Discover the uplifting advantages of pre-listing inspections that can turn your selling journey into a smooth and successful experience. **1. Confidence Boost: Start on the Right Foot** When you have a pre-listing inspection done, you gain valuable insights into your home’s […]

Spotlight on Safety: A Comprehensive Guide to Ensuring Your Home Passes the Safety Inspection

Ready to ensure your home is as safe as can be? Our guide covers key steps to pass a safety inspection with flying colors. **Check Smoke Detectors** Start with smoke detectors. Ensure every room has a functioning unit. Test them monthly and replace batteries annually. **Examine Electrical Systems** Inspect your electrical outlets. Look for loose […]